Walker’s Weird World
There’s a 33-year-old guy named Joshua Pairan from Albany, Oregon and he recently got himself a new 2015 Subaru WRX sedan. And what do you do when you get a new Subaru? You gotta show it off, playa.
A 21-year-old guy named Leoul Yosef broke into an apartment in Alexandria, Virginia last week, and jumped off the second-story balcony to get away
A fugitive was caught in Florida last week after he swiped his own CVS rewards card to get a discount. The cops arrested him a few hours later.
A 52-year-old substitute teacher in South Carolina showed up for class with a box of WINE in her bag last Friday . . . and got so drunk, she puked on the floor of her classroom. She’s facing charges for disorderly conduct.
STUPID CRIMINALS A guy in New Zealand robbed a gas station on Monday . . . dressed as the “Left Shark” from KATY PERRY’S 2015 Super Bowl halftime show.
A 52-year-old guy in Germany was busted for drunk driving last week, and when he was at the station, he randomly confessed to MURDERING a woman 25 years ago. He had ZERO criminal record before last week, and cops still aren’t sure why he finally confessed.
A Guy Wakes Up to the Sound of Fireworks . . . and Realizes It’s His Girlfriend Shooting Him in the JunK
A guy in Arizona woke up because he thought he heard fireworks on Saturday . . . but it was actually his girlfriend SHOOTING HIM in the junk. He survived, and she was arrested for attempted murder.
A 49-year-old guy in Ocala, Florida named Mark Barnett recently figured out a way to make a bunch of money in the stock market. Unfortunately it involved him becoming a TERRORIST. He planned to detonate a bunch of small explosives in Target stores in New York, Florida, and Virginia by hiding them in empty boxes, […]