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“Monopoly for Millennials” Now Exists and Is Awful

“Monopoly for Millennials” Now Exists and Is Awful

It’s never good when you can look at a product and INSTANTLY picture the table full of out-of-touch, middle-aged executives who thought it’d be a good idea.  And with that, I present Hasbro’s newest release . . . Monopoly for Millennials.

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A Guy Goes to the Cops to File a Complaint About His Crack Dealer

A Guy Goes to the Cops to File a Complaint About His Crack Dealer

A guy in Indiana went to the cops on Monday to file a complaint against . . . his crack dealers.  He says they’re threatening him because he hasn’t paid them for all the crack he bought on credit.  There’s no word on whether the cops have busted the dealers . . . OR this […]

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The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Male Stripper

The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Male Stripper

Despite learning that the scumbag mail package bomber worked as a male stripper, some guys may still consider the gig. But they should first check out this list of The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Male Stripper. 

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A Guy Is Busted For Selling Drugs From His Apartment . . . Right Across the Street From a Police Station

A Guy Is Busted For Selling Drugs From His Apartment . . . Right Across the Street From a Police Station

You know, not every home is right for a home business. There’s a 36-year-old guy named Aaron Webb in Monongahela, Pennsylvania.  And he’s been selling HEROIN out of his apartment.  And his apartment is literally right across the street from a POLICE STATION.

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The Top 5 Things Overheard at Trump and Kanye’s White House Meeting

The Top 5 Things Overheard at Trump and Kanye’s White House Meeting

President Trump met with Kanye West at the White House yesterday. Find out what went down with this list of The Top 5 Things Overheard at Trump and Kanye’s White House Meeting.

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The Top 5 Things You Should Never Do at a Party.

The Top 5 Things You Should Never Do at a Party.

Deborah Ramirez has accused Brett Kavanaugh of once putting his junk in her face at a party when they both went to Yale.  So add putting your junk in a woman’s face to this list of The Top 5 Things You Should Never Do at a Party.

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Charlie Walker’s Day Off…

Charlie Walker’s Day Off…

I skipped with my girlfriend Sloan Pattereson, best buddy Cameron in a nice 1961 Ferrari 250GT California and drove into the city.

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The Top Reasons You Won’t Get the New Apple Watch

The Top Reasons You Won’t Get the New Apple Watch

Apple unveiled the Apple Watch Series 4 this week. And you really couldn’t care less. Here are The Top Reasons You Won’t Get the New Apple Watch.

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Jalapeno M&M’s and More “International” Flavors Are Coming Soon?

Jalapeno M&M’s and More “International” Flavors Are Coming Soon?

A picture just leaked of three new, quote, “internationally inspired flavors” of peanut M&M’s.  And they are:  English Toffee . . . Thai Coconut . . . and Mexican Jalapeno.  They should come out sometime early next year. 

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The Top 5 Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of Disneyland.

The Top 5 Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of Disneyland.

Barack Obama said security escorted him out of Disneyland for smoking a cigarette when he was a teenager. For more things that will get you the boot from the Magic Kingdom, check out this list of The Top 5 Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of Disneyland.

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