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Burglar Gets Drunk and Falls Asleep in Strip Mall

Burglar Gets Drunk and Falls Asleep in Strip Mall

A burglar in Hoboken, New Jersey recently broke into a mall by crashing through the ceiling.   He raided a pizza place, broke through a wall, stole money from a nail salon, forced his way into a liquor store, then got trapped.   So he got drunk and fell asleep on a shelf, and was […]

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Lady Banned From Wal-Mart 4 LIFE!!!

Lady Banned From Wal-Mart 4 LIFE!!!

An unnamed woman has been banned from Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas. If for future reference you’d like to know how one can earn a ban from Walmart, in this woman’s case she rode around their parking lot in one of their electric carts for several hours Friday morning while drinking wine from a Pringles […]

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Double Dipping Versus the Five-Second Rule . . . Which Is Worse?

Double Dipping Versus the Five-Second Rule . . . Which Is Worse?

If you double dip a chip, you contaminate the bowl of dip with bacteria.  If you drop food on the ground, pick it up, and eat it thanks to the five-second rule, it’s also got bacteria on it.  But which of those moves is RISKIER? According to a new study by a food scientist . […]

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Taco Bell Is Putting Up a Billboard That Dispenses Unlimited Nacho Cheese

Taco Bell Is Putting Up a Billboard That Dispenses Unlimited Nacho Cheese

Any advertising that’s centered around free liquid cheese is advertising I can get down with. Taco Bell just came up with a pretty genius marketing stunt.  On the 19th of this month, they’re putting up a billboard in downtown Toronto that dispenses free, unlimited nacho cheese. They won’t be providing anything for you to put […]

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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Is Getting Divorced

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Is Getting Divorced

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and his wife MacKenzie are getting divorced. If she were to receive half his $136 billion fortune, she’d be the fifth richest person in the world, and wealthier than Mark Zuckerberg. . Amazon CEO JEFF BEZOS and his wife MacKenzie are getting divorced after 25 years of marriage, and to say a lot […]

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The Top Rejected Mother’s Day Cards

The Top Rejected Mother’s Day Cards

If you’re getting Mom a card for Mother’s Day, you’re getting the greeting card company’s very best and not the ones they passed on. For some of those, check out this list of The Top 5 Rejected Mother’s Day Cards.

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The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Teacher

The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Teacher

Since it’s Teacher Appreciation Week, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Teacher.

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Complaining at Work Is Good For You?

Complaining at Work Is Good For You?

When you and your coworkers get together and just let loose about how TERRIBLE your bosses are . . . it turns out you’re performing GROUP THERAPY.

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The Top Signs You’re in a Bad Hospital

The Top Signs You’re in a Bad Hospital

It’s National Hospital Week, so it’s a good time to look at The Top Signs You’re in a Bad Hospital.

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Guy Eats His 29,000th Big Mac

Guy Eats His 29,000th Big Mac

Don Gorske Eats His 29,000th Big Mac in 2016

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