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The Top Reasons You Won’t Get the New Apple Watch

The Top Reasons You Won’t Get the New Apple Watch

Apple unveiled the Apple Watch Series 4 this week. And you really couldn’t care less. Here are The Top Reasons You Won’t Get the New Apple Watch.

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Jalapeno M&M’s and More “International” Flavors Are Coming Soon?

Jalapeno M&M’s and More “International” Flavors Are Coming Soon?

A picture just leaked of three new, quote, “internationally inspired flavors” of peanut M&M’s.  And they are:  English Toffee . . . Thai Coconut . . . and Mexican Jalapeno.  They should come out sometime early next year. 

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The Top 5 Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of Disneyland.

The Top 5 Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of Disneyland.

Barack Obama said security escorted him out of Disneyland for smoking a cigarette when he was a teenager. For more things that will get you the boot from the Magic Kingdom, check out this list of The Top 5 Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of Disneyland.

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A Guy Busts Out a Quality “That’s What She Said” While Being Arrested

A Guy Busts Out a Quality “That’s What She Said” While Being Arrested

A guy in Florida got pulled over on Monday and the cop asked him about the suspicious, quote, “long, cylindrical object” in his pants. And the guy busted out the classic line from “The Office” . . . “That’s what she said.” It turned out to be a pipe and some weed, so he was […]

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Don’t steal my cheese grater & body wash!!!

Don’t steal my cheese grater & body wash!!!

Mason Tackett Says His Cousin Broke In and Stole a Cheese Grater A guy in Kentucky broke into his cousin’s house while he was on meth, and tried to steal a bunch of random stuff including a cheese grater and some body wash.  This is the cousin, who really couldn’t get over it.  

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2018’s Dumbest Things People Have Put on Their Résumés

2018’s Dumbest Things People Have Put on Their Résumés

Career Builder put out a new list of the dumbest things companies have seen on résumés.  Like, some idiot who put every sentence in a different font . . . someone who listed their extensive ARREST record . . . and someone who felt it was necessary to note that they don’t like babies or […]

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The Ten Hardest Jobs . . . and Politician Is 12th?

The Ten Hardest Jobs . . . and Politician Is 12th?

According to a new survey, the hardest jobs include police officer, soldier, doctor, social worker, and teacher.  And politician is 12th?

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A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . . He Was

A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . . He Was

A guy in Ontario, Canada wanted to prove to his friends he wasn’t too drunk to drive last week, so he drove to a police station to take a Breathalyzer test.  And . . . he was at one-and-a-half times the legal limit, so he was arrested.    

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Two 70-Year-Old Men Get Into a Fist Fight Over Free Samples at Costco

Two 70-Year-Old Men Get Into a Fist Fight Over Free Samples at Costco

Two men in their 70s got into a fist fight at a Costco in South Carolina on Sunday . . . after one of them cut the line to get free samples.  The cops came, but they wound up not making any arrests.

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Dog stealing your GoPro

Dog stealing your GoPro

This video of a dog stealing a go-pro will make your day! 

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