Walker’s Weird World

A 67-Year-Old Woman Dressed as a Turkey Was Busted For Shoplifting $1,500 of Stuff

A 67-Year-Old Woman Dressed as a Turkey Was Busted For Shoplifting $1,500 of Stuff

A 67-year-old woman in Florida shoplifted a bunch of stuff from a Belk department store on Friday . . . while she was wearing a full-on TURKEY COSTUME.  Believe it or not, the employees noticed her and she was arrested for grand theft.

×
The Spice Girls Are Coming Back!!!

The Spice Girls Are Coming Back!!!

The Spice Girls are reportedly planning to release a comeback next year, although Victoria ‘Posh Spice’ Beckham won’t be a part of it. They say she could be replaced by a new group member called Old Spice!!!

×
The Top 5 Surprising Demands in Roger Goodell’s Contract Extension

The Top 5 Surprising Demands in Roger Goodell’s Contract Extension

The Top 5 Surprising Demands in Roger Goodell’s Contract Extension

×
A Guy’s Cocaine Falls Out of His Hat When He’s in Court Facing a Drug Charge

A Guy’s Cocaine Falls Out of His Hat When He’s in Court Facing a Drug Charge

A guy was in court in Colorado last week facing a drug charge.  And when he took off his hat to be polite . . . his bag of COCAINE fell out and landed on the ground.  So now he’s facing brand new drug charges.

×
A Guy Steals a Motorized Grocery Cart . . . But Only Makes It Across the Parking Lot in 10 Minutes

A Guy Steals a Motorized Grocery Cart . . . But Only Makes It Across the Parking Lot in 10 Minutes

A guy in Alaska stole a motorized shopping cart from a grocery store on Tuesday . . . but because it’s so slow, he barely made it out of the parking lot in the 10 minutes it took the cops to get there.  He was arrested for felony theft.

×
A Guy Straps Dirty Magazines to Himself as Body Armor Before Challenging His Neighbor to a Knife Fight

A Guy Straps Dirty Magazines to Himself as Body Armor Before Challenging His Neighbor to a Knife Fight

A guy in Oklahoma challenged his former neighbor to a KNIFE FIGHT on Sunday, and to protect himself, he taped a bunch of PORNO MAGAZINES around his midsection as body armor.  The neighbor called the cops, and the guy was arrested.

×
A Woman Is Arrested For Using a 12-Pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon as a Weapon

A Woman Is Arrested For Using a 12-Pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon as a Weapon

It’s really a shame to see an AWARD-WINNING beer disrespected like this.

×
Hidden Valley Releasing 5-Liter Ranch Mini Kegs!!!

Hidden Valley Releasing 5-Liter Ranch Mini Kegs!!!

In ‘Thanks for finally taking my angry letters seriously’ news, Hidden Valley has announced they’ll start selling their Original Ranch in 5-liter mini kegs. Keg stands! Although, technically, the Ranch doesn’t actually come in the keg, but for $50 they’ll sell you the empty keg and 5-liters of ranch for you to dump in the top yourself. AND […]

×
Till Death Do We Part!!!

Till Death Do We Part!!!

Pakistan’s 21-year-old Aasia Bibi was upset that she was forced to marry a man she didn’t love and wanted out of the marriage.

×
The Bible Says Forgive…

The Bible Says Forgive…

Dublin, Georgia’s 21-year-old Raekwon Pauldo got into an argument with Jacquell Smith on Sunday.

×