Here are The Top 5 Reasons You Won’t be Watching the Winter Olympics.

The 2018 Winter Olympics are under way and will conclude on February 25th. But that gets a big yawn from you.

Here are The Top 5 Reasons You Won’t be Watching the Winter Olympics.

#5 Curling just reminds you how dirty your floors are.

#4 You already know Americans will dominate skiing, Canada will dominate hockey, and North Korea will dominate starving.

#3 Martin Luther King convinced you to go shopping for a new Dodge.

#2 You refuse to watch bobsledding unless it involves Jamaicans.

#1 Who needs hockey? You just saw all the violence you could handle watching Philadelphia celebrate the Super Bowl win.

Next
Previous

About the Author:

×

Post a Comment