Man Claims The New Unicorn Frappuccinio at Starbucks Made Him Gay

Charles Woodson, age 43, is claiming that a beverage he ordered at Starbucks has turned him gay.

Woodson claims that he was dared to try the new Unicorn Frappuccinio  from fellow co-workers and now believes that he is in fact gay.

“I don’t know what to do, I’ve got a wife and three kids but that’s all out the door thanks to Starbucks.” said Woodson.

“My construction buddies dared me to try it and I did. As soon as I drank it I felt a difference in my body.

Woodson is preparing to sue the Starbucks company for this whole ordeal and is looking for a settlement in the range of $10 million dollars.

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