Shotgun’s Top 5

Most people try to be polite and respectful when they encounter a police officer. While others might go with something like you’ll find on this list of The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop.

#5 You’re by far my favorite member of the Village People.

#4 They’re not really strict about the physical requirements at your department, are they?

#3 Dude, stop comin’ at me like Ponch, when you’re obviously a total Jon.

#2 Before you check my trunk, I want it on the record that they had it coming.

#1 I was only speeding because your wife asked me to come over.

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