The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Lifeguard

Many cities and counties are still looking to hire lifeguards.
Which brings us to this list of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Lifeguard.


If she’s really nasty, you know, like a 3 out of 10 or lower, do I HAVE TO do mouth-to-mouth?

5 If I really want to disappoint my parents, shouldn’t I get into radio?

4 If I hear a child screaming for help at the same time I have a perfect view down some chick’s top,
will I do the right thing . . . and tell the kid to suck it up?

3 Can I remember to always run in slow motion while silhouetted by the sun?

2 Can I murder annoying kids yelling “Marco . . . Polo!” for eight hours a day?

1 Are there any jobs on NUDE beaches?

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