The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Male Stripper

Despite learning that the scumbag mail package bomber worked as a male stripper, some guys may still consider the gig. But they should first check out this list of The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Male Stripper. 

#5 Can I keep it professional when my mom and her bridge club show up?

#4 Will body grease stain my leopard seat covers in my 74 lime green Yugo?

#3 What does Channing Tatum have that I ain’t got?

#2 Can I deduct baby oil as a business expense?

#1 Does anyone want to see me naked? (Hint: No.)

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