The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Teacher

Since it’s Teacher Appreciation Week, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Teacher.

#5 Is this really the best way to score Ritalin without a prescription?

#4 Can I live on apples and $150 a month?

#3 Will I get a desk with drawers big enough to conceal the class clowns head?

#2 Can I carry a bat like Morgan Freeman in “Lean On Me”?

#1 If I catch a kid smoking weed can I remember to say, “Hand it over” instead of “Can I take a hit”?