The Top 5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Go to the Gym

A 57-year-old Florida man was arrested after he paraded around his community gym in the nude.
So add that to the list of The Top Reasons You Shouldn’t Go to the Gym.

#5    Put on spandex. Look in the mirror. There ya go.

#4    President Trump doesn’t go to the gym, and his doctor says he’s in excellent health!

#3    If you get in shape, then you’ll know that you’re single and alone because of your personality.

#2    That’s $30 a month you could spend on pizza!

#1     Staff members at gyms are real buzz killers. They get all upset when you try to enjoy a gin and tonic on the treadmill.

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