The Top 5 Reasons You’re Passing on College

Many graduating high school seniors aren’t planning on going to college this fall. Find out why with The Top 5 Reasons You’re Passing on College.

#5 You’re waiting for Bernie Sanders to become president . . . then it will be free!

#4 Look at all the people who skipped college and became mega-successful billionaires, like Steve Jobs. And . . . uh.

#3 Your SAT score was a negative number.

#2 Those stupid, liberal professors saying stuff like Trump is a bad president, global warming is real, and the Earth is round.

#1 Chicks dig GEDs.

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