The Top 5 Signs You’re at a Bad Graduation

The Top 5 Signs You’re at a Bad Graduation.

#5 Female graduates get a congratulatory butt-pinch from Morgan Freeman.

#4 The speaker is a prominent member of the film community. The ADULT film community.

#3 The guest speaker keeps trying to bring back, “Wazzzzup!”

#2 Instead of a valedictorian, they honor the kid who slept with the most teachers.

#1 Nobody graduates.

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