The Top 5 Things You Should Never Do at a Party.

Deborah Ramirez has accused Brett Kavanaugh of once putting his junk in her face at a party when they both went to Yale.  So add putting your junk in a woman’s face to this list of

The Top 5 Things You Should Never Do at a Party.

#5     Offer to “quicken things up” with the piñata by using your AR-15.

#4     Well, if you invite me:  leave your medicine cabinet unlocked.

#3     Turn the lights on and off really fast to simulate disco strobes.

#2     Write down in your calendar what you did at a party, in case you’re nominated for the Supreme Court 35 years later.

#1     Try to impress people by bragging about working in morning radio.

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