The Top 5 Tips for Surviving Summer with Kids

Many schools are now out for summer vacation . . . leaving lots of parents panicked. But it’ll be a breeze if they check out this list of The Top 5 Tips for Surviving Summer with Kids.

5 Enroll them in a class at the Y. Especially if that class is “Keeping Yourself Occupied While Mommy Day-Drinks.”

4 Call the professionals at 1-800-Grandma.

3 Take them to Splash Island water park. When they’re not looking, run.

2 If you can’t afford summer camp, you can always send your kids to the border, where the government will house them in really nice cages.

1 A little whiskey in the juice box can lengthen naps by up to 50%.

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