The Top Reasons to Quit Facebook

Many users are dropping Facebook because of the Cambridge Analytica data scandal.
So add unauthorized sharing of users’ data to the list of The Top 5 Reasons to Quit Facebook.

#5   It invades your privacy. Like you do with a telescope when the hottie next door showers. But much worse.

#4   There’s a better way to barely stay in touch with someone you don’t like: Marriage.

#3   They’re selling all of your important private information, like that you’re “tired of the rain.”

#2   Instead of playing “Words with Friends”, you can exchange actual words with actual friends.

#1   If you really want to give the world a peek into your pathetic, worthless life, you can simply remove the blinds from your mom’s basement.

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