The Top Signs You’re at a Bad Mall

Millions of Americans will shop online today for Cyber Monday . . . but others still prefer going to a mall. Just not a mall that sucks.
Here are The Top Signs You’re at a Bad Mall.

#5 The massage chairs were designed by Al Franken.

#4 All the loitering teens wear properly fitting pants.

#3 It’s obvious that Santa pees on the kids before they get him!

#2 You just walked 50 feet from the entrance and only saw 15 Starbucks.

#1 The mall Santa looks A LOT like Kevin Spacey.

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