The Top Things You Can Do at the Airport During a Flight Delay

Lots of travelers in the Northeast were stuck at airports due to delayed or cancelled flights. Instead of being miserable, they could have made good use of their time if they had this list of The Top Things You Can Do at the Airport During a Flight Delay.

  • Look out the window and watch Harrison Ford crash.
  • Count the number of passengers wheeled out on gurneys on the average Spirit Airlines flight.
  • Go into the restroom and score everyone from 1 to 10 on their bathroom noises.
  • Use that $20 bill in your wallet to buy a bottled water and . . . no, that’s it. Just a bottled water.
  • Try to learn Spanish from the guys at Sbarro.
  • Hold up everyone else’s flight by getting in all the other lines and pretending you can’t find your ticket.
  • Keep going through the TSA checkpoint to see if they find your weed.
  • Elect yourself president of all electrical outlets and impose a tariff on battery charging.
  • Get out your wireless speaker and put Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat.
  • Luggage cart luge!
    Go up to a worker in the Duty Free store and in your best Beavis voice say, “Uh, uh, you said duty.”
  • Challenge a Southwest pilot at the bar to a drinking contest.

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