The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear at the Beach

The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear at the Beach With today being National Beach Day, it’s a good time for this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear at the Beach.

#5 If you’re here for the AARP Nude Beach Party, we start in five minutes!

#4 Hi, I’m R. Kelly.  I understood you were stung by a jellyfish?

#3 That wasn’t sunblock, that was my spray cheese!

#2 Hillary Clinton just took her top off again.

#1 Instead of a sand castle, let’s make a giant sculpture of my favorite Confederate general!

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