Top 5 Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty

Top 5 Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty

#5    Walk in a yell Mathew 7:1 “Do not judge others” – #bible

#4    When they call you in, where a chewbacca costume and growl at the lawyer

#3    Tell them you know the defendent is guilty because your Santa.

#2    Ask the judge if they are naked under that robe.

#1    Start every sentence with, “I’m not racist, but…”

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