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Someone Spotted Dynamite in a Car . . . That Turned Out to Be a Beef Stick

Someone Spotted Dynamite in a Car . . . That Turned Out to Be a Beef Stick

The cops in Greensburg, Kansas got a call on Wednesday afternoon after someone spotted a STICK OF DYNAMITE in a parked car.  So the police and fire departments rushed to the scene to check it out. But . . . the “dynamite” turned out to be a beef stick in a wrapper.  The cops say, […]

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You know the nice thing about having a naked guy break into your house? No concealed weapons!

You know the nice thing about having a naked guy break into your house? No concealed weapons!

NAKED MAN BREAKS INTO HOME, FIGHTS HOMEOWNERPolice in Lake City, Florida, say people at their home heard a noise and upon investigation found 44-year-old Willis Hudson crawling, butt-naked, through an open window.One home occupant began to fight Hudson while another ran to a nearby house. During the altercation, the homeowner stabbed Hudson in the neck […]

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“Citizens Arrest!” “Citizens Arrest!”

“Citizens Arrest!” “Citizens Arrest!”

Cambridge, Massachusetts Is Considering Having Unarmed Civilians Handle Traffic Stops. Some officials in Cambridge, Massachusetts want to have unarmed civilians conduct traffic stops instead of cops.Some people think it would make traffic stops safer for minorities, but not everyone thinks it’s a good idea.

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A Tesla Engineer Has Created the Perfect Chocolate Chip for Maximum Taste and Melt

A Tesla Engineer Has Created the Perfect Chocolate Chip for Maximum Taste and Melt

It’s good to see some of the finest engineering minds using their talents like THIS. Remy Labesque is an engineer at Tesla.  But he’s also been moonlighting as . . . a chocolate designer.  Remy has been working with a company called Dandelion Chocolate in San Francisco to engineer the perfect CHOCOLATE CHIP. Basically, he […]

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Bud Really Lite!!!

Bud Really Lite!!!

Introducing Budweiser Zero, an alcohol free brew with the taste of Budweiser at only 50 calories and zero grams of sugar. Budweiser Zero is made for beer drinkers who are looking to cut back on alcohol, but still want the refreshment of a Budweiser.

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A Woman Hits Her Boyfriend with a Machete for Peeing in Bed

A Woman Hits Her Boyfriend with a Machete for Peeing in Bed

Isn’t peeing the bed as an adult punishment enough? A 39-year-old guy in Deer Park, Illinois peed in bed on Sunday night.  We assume it’s because he was drunk, but we’re not sure. And no matter what the reason was . . . his 39-year-old girlfriend, Bophanary Om, was NOT happy.   So she grabbed a […]

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An Amish Teenager Is Busted for Horse-and-Buggying While Drunk

An Amish Teenager Is Busted for Horse-and-Buggying While Drunk

You don’t have to be driving a car to drive drunk.  In fact . . . you can get busted even if you have never and would never touch a car. An 18-year-old guy named Adam Byler of Panama, New York was arrested after he drunkenly ran a stop sign and crashed early Sunday morning. […]

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Buffalo Wild Wings Hired Beer Vendors to Walk Around and Make It Feel Like a Live Sporting Event

Buffalo Wild Wings Hired Beer Vendors to Walk Around and Make It Feel Like a Live Sporting Event

Baseball starts back up today with pumped-in crowd noise that you control virtually from home.  And some people are excited to try it out.  But is THIS a fun idea, or just overkill? Buffalo Wild Wings has hired actual beer vendors from Major League stadiums to walk around its restaurants, and make it feel like you’re watching […]

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A Drunk Person Forgot Where They Parked Their Car, and There’s a Reward

A Drunk Person Forgot Where They Parked Their Car, and There’s a Reward

Someone in Minnesota can’t remember where they parked their car after a night of drinking.  And they can only narrow it down to a 600-square-mile search area.  Now the internet is torn on whether to help them or not. Does this person deserve some help for being responsible?  And will Ashton Kutcher get involved? Someone in Minnesota […]

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Meeting on Masks in School Postponed Due to Too Many Maskless Parents

Meeting on Masks in School Postponed Due to Too Many Maskless Parents

A meeting in Provo, Utah on whether to make kids wear masks in school was postponed when too many parents showed up without masks on.

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