Walker’s Weird World

Murder-for-Hire Guy Tried to Run for Governor of Oklahoma

Murder-for-Hire Guy Tried to Run for Governor of Oklahoma

The owner of a private zoo in Oklahoma who goes by the name “Joe Exotic” was just sentenced to 22 years in jail for trying to hire a hitman to kill someone who criticized his treatment of animals. He also tried to run for governor of Oklahoma as a Libertarian in 2018, and posted a […]

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MEN USE FORKLIFT, CHERRY PICKER TO STEAL 2 TON SAFE

MEN USE FORKLIFT, CHERRY PICKER TO STEAL 2 TON SAFE

Police in Oklahoma were called to a DMV office in December after two thieves attempted to use a forklift to get into a backdoor in order to access the safe. After that they used a cherry picker from a connecting business to drag the safe out of the building and onto a truck. A few […]

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LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER HAS TO WAIT TWO MONTHS TO COLLECT LOTTERY JACKPOT

LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER HAS TO WAIT TWO MONTHS TO COLLECT LOTTERY JACKPOT

A British Columbia man said he had to wait two months to collect his lottery jackpot of over $700,000 because he couldn’t get leave from his job as a lighthouse keeper.  Ivan Dubinsky said he buys his tickets online because he has to always be at the lighthouse near Port Hardy to perform his duties, including keeping […]

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Shotgun’s Video Kix Pix:  Slot Car Drives Cat Silly SOCIAL BLURB: What the heck kinda mouse is this?

Shotgun’s Video Kix Pix: Slot Car Drives Cat Silly SOCIAL BLURB: What the heck kinda mouse is this?

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Thanks, Internet: Darth Vader Voiced By George Castanza’s Dad

Thanks, Internet: Darth Vader Voiced By George Castanza’s Dad

This is a video edit of Darth Vader imagining the character voiced by Frank Castanza from Seinfeld. It’s pretty much the very reason the internet exists. 

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A Study Finds Your Cat Will Eat Your Dead Body . . . and Even Finds What Body Part They’ll Start With

A Study Finds Your Cat Will Eat Your Dead Body . . . and Even Finds What Body Part They’ll Start With

 I feel like when these people once agreed to donate their bodies to medical science, this is NOT what they were picturing. A team at Colorado Mesa University’s Forensic Investigation Research Station just released the results of a study that answered an age-old question:  If you dropped dead, would your cat EAT YOU? Now . […]

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2% of People Wait Until February to Take Down Their Christmas Tree

2% of People Wait Until February to Take Down Their Christmas Tree

Even though it’s January 6th, do you still like waking up every day to see your Christmas tree in your living room?  And, follow up question:  Will you still like waking up to it on Valentine’s Day? According to a new survey, 2% of people say they don’t take down their Christmas tree until February […]

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The 10 Most Popular New Year’s Resolutions for 2020

The 10 Most Popular New Year’s Resolutions for 2020

The window between making a New Year’s resolution and BREAKING it tends to be pretty short.  So hopefully we’re still in it. A new survey found just 28% of Americans planned to make a resolution this year, and another 18% said they might.  So what’s YOUR resolution?  Here are the ten most popular ones for […]

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POLICE CAPTURE ‘VERY HOSTILE’ CHICKEN AT CVS PHARMACY

POLICE CAPTURE ‘VERY HOSTILE’ CHICKEN AT CVS PHARMACY

Elizabethtown Police in Kentucky say they had to capture a “very hostile chicken” that was menacing customers at a CVS Pharmacy.  Police posted about the whole thing on social media, writing, “Responding officers were pecked viciously by the uncooperative fowl fiend, and he made some adept use of vehicles for cover.  Some quick thinking, unflappable bravery, and […]

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Weed is legal is a lot of the country. Now Willie says “Just Say No.”

Weed is legal is a lot of the country. Now Willie says “Just Say No.”

Country music legend Willie Nelson says he has quit smoking weed. ( Shotgun) “There’s only one reason Willie would make such a crazy statement like that: He’s high!!!”

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