Walker’s Weird World

Halloween Comes With a Bonus Treat This Year

Halloween Comes With a Bonus Treat This Year

No matter how you plan to spend Halloween night amid a pandemic, Mother Nature plans to deliver the appropriate setting.  For the first time since 1944, a full moon known as a blue moon which only occurs about once even 2.5 years will rise over all US time zones on Saturday.  Halloween only sees a […]

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“DON’T GO DOWN THERE!”

“DON’T GO DOWN THERE!”

The Scariest Horror Movie Basements A company called the Ohio Basement Authority came up with a formula to rate the “Basement Evil Score” of various movies.  Wanna know the science?  Well, there really isn’t much. It’s just a factor of the movies’ IMDB ratings, plus just how much mayhem goes on in each basement, from […]

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A Man Steals a Police Dog by Luring Him in with Vienna Sausages

A Man Steals a Police Dog by Luring Him in with Vienna Sausages

Police dogs are extremely well-trained and disciplined.  But at the end of the day . . . they’re still dogs. There’s a 26-year-old guy named Brandon Harmon in Smithfield, Kentucky.  And a few weeks ago, he managed to kidnap a POLICE DOG from a sheriff deputy’s yard. How?  He lured the dog over to him […]

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1-2 Freddy Sneakers will get YOU…

1-2 Freddy Sneakers will get YOU…

Nike has made its choice:  This Halloween season, MICHAEL JORDAN is out . . . and a horribly disfigured, child-murdering dream demon is in. Meet the new Air Max 95s inspired by “Nightmare on Elm Street” villain FREDDY KRUEGER.  The design is based on Freddy’s striped sweater, although they used red and brown, but not any green.  Inside on the […]

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UFO Sightings Are Up This Year Because of the Pandemic

UFO Sightings Are Up This Year Because of the Pandemic

The National UFO Reporting Center says sightings are up 51% this year while everyone’s been stuck at home with nothing to do. 

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Discretion Is The Better Part Of Valor…

Discretion Is The Better Part Of Valor…

It’s like I always say, the fact that I’m totally selfish and pick fights over the most insignificant little things are GOOD character traits. A woman in Uttar Pradesh, India recently filed for a divorce from her husband after 18 months . . . because he had, quote, “too much love” for her. She said […]

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Guy Uses Case of Bud Light to Fight Wildfire

Guy Uses Case of Bud Light to Fight Wildfire

A guy in northern California stayed to protect his shop from a wildfire, but his water stopped working. So he used cans of Bud Light to fight the flames and saved his property.

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Pepperoni shortage strikes small pizza places across the US.

Pepperoni shortage strikes small pizza places across the US.

Various shortages have struck during the coronavirus pandemic, ranging from toilet paper (which was caused by panic buying during the early days), coins, and even aluminum cans. Now, pepperoni has apparently fallen victim to the pandemic. Pizza shops across the United States say they’re paying higher prices for the popular topping and have noticed that the supply […]

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Apple and Google Have Yanked “Fortnite” from Their App Stores, and “Fortnite” Is Suing

Apple and Google Have Yanked “Fortnite” from Their App Stores, and “Fortnite” Is Suing

Here’s the deal:  Epic Games, the maker of “Fortnite”, intentionally picked a fight with the companies in order to file a lawsuit, accusing both of being monopolies. It all started when Epic offered users a DISCOUNT on in-game purchases if they made DIRECT payments to THEM, rather than going through the normal channels. That’s against the […]

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Someone Spotted Dynamite in a Car . . . That Turned Out to Be a Beef Stick

Someone Spotted Dynamite in a Car . . . That Turned Out to Be a Beef Stick

The cops in Greensburg, Kansas got a call on Wednesday afternoon after someone spotted a STICK OF DYNAMITE in a parked car.  So the police and fire departments rushed to the scene to check it out. But . . . the “dynamite” turned out to be a beef stick in a wrapper.  The cops say, […]

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