The Top 5 Excuses for Not Working Out

Getting exercise is a top New Year’s resolution for a lot of people. But sadly, that won’t become a reality for many of us.
Here are The Top 5 Excuses for Not Working Out.

5 You haven’t found an exercise regimen yet that includes bacon.

4 Being out of shape will keep you from being drafted into the war against Iran.

3 You don’t like to sweat unless it’s from eating atomic Buffalo wings.

2 You’re waiting for Bernie Sanders to become president because he’ll make all gym memberships free.

1 They only have juice bars at gyms . . . not gin and juice bars.

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