The Top 5 Signs Your Restaurant Server Sucks.

Today is National Waitstaff Day. Most waiters and waitresses are great but like all professions, there are a few bad eggs.
That’s why we present today’s Top 5: Here are The Top 5 Signs Your Restaurant Server Sucks.

5 After sizing up your wife, he says, “I’m gonna assume you’ll be needing the dessert menu.”

4 Her motto is “Hand washing is for wimps.”

3 The idiot actually thinks I am interested in hearing the vegan specials.

2 When you ask her if she has any recommendations, she yells, “Yes, tip big, Or Die!”

1 Instead of a smiley face, he draws a swastika on your bill.

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