The Top 5 Signs You’re Seeing a Bad Therapist

Since today is National Shrink Day, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top 5 Signs You’re Seeing a Bad Therapist.

5 You’re halfway through your session before you notice her ear buds.

4 Even though your dad abandoned you when you were five, and your mom made you wear a dress as a boy, he blames all your issues on Trump.

3 He doesn’t like the word “crazy”, he prefers “wack-a-do.”

2 Once you start talking, he starts playing Ozzy’s “Crazy Train”.

1 He requests you pay upfront in case you bump yourself off.

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