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The Top 5 Surprising Facts About Dolphins

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Since March is Dolphin Awareness Month, and we all need a break from the pandemic, let’s check out The Top 5 Surprising Facts About Dolphins.

5 A dolphin can leap up to 20 feet in the air. Like you after your wife catches you talking to Jake from State Farm late at night.

4 Scientists say they probably don’t dream, but if they did, they’d dream of Jason Momoa, just like every woman in The US!

3 A dolphin spends most of its life holding its breath. So they have no idea how bad The Tampa Bay is. Welcome to The Buccaneers Tom Brady!

2 Dolphins have belly buttons. And the skanky one have it pierced with silver studs.

1 Dolphins love to admire themselves in the mirror. Just like kickin’ Kevin.

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