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The Top 5 Things on Mike Bloomberg’s To-Do List

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So what’s next for Mike Bloomberg now that he’s dropped out of the presidential race? Get some answers from this list of The Top 5 Things on Mike Bloomberg’s To-Do List.

5 Get a refund on that useless book, “Buying the Democratic Presidential Nomination for Dummies”.

4 Buy some coronavirus. Mail it to Elizabeth Warren.

3 Go back to letting the Knicks be New York City’s biggest embarrassment.

2 Go skeet shooting with Donald Trump.

1 Retire to become king of American Samoa.


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