So what’s next for Mike Bloomberg now that he’s dropped out of the presidential race? Get some answers from this list of The Top 5 Things on Mike Bloomberg’s To-Do List.
5 Get a refund on that useless book, “Buying the Democratic Presidential Nomination for Dummies”.
4 Buy some coronavirus. Mail it to Elizabeth Warren.
3 Go back to letting the Knicks be New York City’s biggest embarrassment.
2 Go skeet shooting with Donald Trump.
1 Retire to become king of American Samoa.