The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do at the Beach

Are you planning on visiting the beach this weekend now that many have reopened? Hopefully you’ll behave and avoid doing anything like you’ll hear on this list of The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do at the Beach.

5 Bring Skaggs’ inflatable girlfriend to use as a flotation device.

4 Don’t forget to pack weed.

3 Unfurl a Confederate flag beach towel.

2 Wear a medical mask . . . as your bathing suit.

1 Pee on someone’s leg BEFORE they’re stung by a jellyfish.

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