If you encounter a police officer, you generally should be polite and respectful . . . and probably avoid uttering anything like you’ll hear on this list of The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop.
5 Will you tell your dog to stop barking? It’s ruining my buzz.
4 Are you a Starsky, or are you more of a Hutch?
3 A gun? A nightstick? Looks like SOMEONE’S overcompensating.