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The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop

The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop

If you encounter a police officer, you generally should be polite and respectful . . . and probably avoid uttering anything like you’ll hear on this list of The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop. 5 Will you tell your dog to stop barking? It’s ruining my buzz. 4 Are you a […]

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What Was Memaw’s Favorite Song?

What Was Memaw’s Favorite Song?

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DR. DREW has apologized for getting this coronavirus thing so, so wrong.

DR. DREW has apologized for getting this coronavirus thing so, so wrong.

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The Top 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Twinkies

The Top 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Twinkies

5 Twinkies are made from industrial chemicals, preservatives, and petroleum. But other than that, they’re TOTALLY natural! #4 Expired Twinkies make great dishwashing sponges. #3 Feeding Twinkies to your kid at meal time is a great way to let others know you’re a single parent. #2 A Twinkie contains so many artificial ingredients, you know, […]

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(Stupid News) – Drive-Thru Testing Scam Shut Down in Kentucky

(Stupid News) – Drive-Thru Testing Scam Shut Down in Kentucky

Officials in West Louisville, Kentucky shut down a drive-thru test center last week, and said it was a scam.   The people running it were charging $250 to get tested, but it’s not clear if the tests were even real.   As soon as people started asking questions, they packed up and left.   They claimed they were […]

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The Top 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Twinkies

The Top 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Twinkies

Today is National Twinkie Day. So it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Twinkies. 5 Twinkies are made from industrial chemicals, preservatives, and petroleum. But other than that, they’re TOTALLY natural! 4 Expired Twinkies make great dishwashing sponges. 3 Feeding Twinkies to your kid […]

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Willie Nelson on This Whole Month Being 4-20

Willie Nelson on This Whole Month Being 4-20

Willie Nelson’s son Lukas asked him if he has any good news . . . and he answered, quote, “I really do.  Y’know, it’s 4-20 all month here, so y’all have fun.”  (Willie may be hoping April 2020 means a whole month of people visiting Willie’s Reserve.)

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Police Enforce Curfew with Siren from “The Purge”

Police Enforce Curfew with Siren from “The Purge”

Police in Crowley, Louisiana decided to enforce their curfew by using the same siren sound used in the movie, “The Purge.”   The chief of police said he thought it would be less jarring than a normal siren.

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CMT TO HONOR KENNY ROGERS WITH BENEFIT CONCERT SPECIAL

CMT TO HONOR KENNY ROGERS WITH BENEFIT CONCERT SPECIAL

CMT will host a benefit concert special in honor of late country music star Kenny Rogers. The network shared plans in a press release Thursday for “CMT Giants Kenny Rogers: A Benefit for MusiCares,” a tribute celebrating the life and music of Rogers, who died March 20th at age 81.  The TV special will air […]

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Loretta Lynn Is on Lockdown . . . and Not Very Happy About It

Loretta Lynn Is on Lockdown . . . and Not Very Happy About It

If you’ve been wondering how LORETTA LYNN is doing in the middle of the coronavirus world we live in, the answer is, fine.  She was on lockdown before most of the quarantine guidelines came down in her area. She told “Billboard”, quote, “Yeah, we’ve been quarantined.  It’s the damnedest thing I ever seen.”   But it’s the best […]

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