Today is International Be Kind to Lawyers Day. However, some lawyers might not deserve your kindness. Here are The Top 5 Signs Your Lawyer Sucks.
5 Instead of “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,” she says, “Hey idiots who couldn’t get out of jury duty.”
4 When the judge takes the bench, he says, “Hey, that’s the guy who sentenced ME!”
3 He’s in amazing shape . . . from chasing ambulances.
2 He has a conscience.
1 He’s got two clients: You and the Tiger King.