The Top 5 Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Doctor
Written by Charlie Walker on

Today is National Doctors’ Day, a day where we appreciate all that doctors do for us. Except if your doctor utters anything like you’ll hear on this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Doctor.
5 You need to wear a mask. No, you’re not contagious . . . just repulsive.
4 Well, if the Internet says it’s cancer, who am I to disagree?
3 Put on this gown . . . but with it open in the FRONT.
2 I’m live-streaming your prostate exam.
1 Brace yourself, I’m gonna try something I saw on “Tiger King”.
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