The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Grocery Store
Written by Charlie Walker on
We all have to be extra careful these days when we go to a grocery store.
So be considerate and avoid doing anything you’ll find on this list of The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Grocery Store.
5 Squeeze melons while making direct eye contact with strangers.
4 Go to the pet aisle and ask for Tiger Chow.
3 Stand in the empty toilet paper aisle singing Michael Bolton’s “How Am I Supposed to Live Without You”.
2 Squeeze the Charmin . . . while moaning!
1 Go up to the Chinese food counter and ask for bat.
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