The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Grocery Store

We all have to be extra careful these days when we go to a grocery store.
So be considerate and avoid doing anything you’ll find on this list of The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Grocery Store.

5 Squeeze melons while making direct eye contact with strangers.

4 Go to the pet aisle and ask for Tiger Chow.

3 Stand in the empty toilet paper aisle singing Michael Bolton’s “How Am I Supposed to Live Without You”.

2 Squeeze the Charmin . . . while moaning!

1 Go up to the Chinese food counter and ask for bat.