The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do with Your $1,200 Stimulus Check.

Will you be getting a stimulus check from the government? If you’re expecting one, try to use it wisely and avoid doing anything you’ll find on this list of The Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do with Your $1,200 Stimulus Check.

5 Don’t give it to your wife and kids. They’ll just spend it on nonsense like food and water.

4 Order $20 worth of pizza . . . leave a $1,180 tip.

3 Hire Carrot Top to perform at your Zoom birthday party.

2 Go to the gas station and fill all your Tupperware with regular unleaded while it’s still cheap.

1 Plan a vacation to Wuhan!